Geometry Limericks

A circle once said to a square,
Your angles keep curling my hair!
Being real smooth,
Is the right move,

My iron can help you get there...


A triangle’s three-sides once said,
I want a triangular bed!
To build it’s a breeze,
1-80 degrees,
I’ll paint its 3 vertices red!

A line and a ray over there,
Were lazy! An unlikely pair,
It might make them sore,
But they better move more,
Or stretch to make a big square...

The line and the ray had a spat,
Ray wrestled down line to the mat,
At least I don’t end!
Screamed line to his friend,
And ray had no answer for that...


A circle looked up with a sigh,
I wonder what’s in my inside,
She tested a rule,
They’d taught her in school,
Found it was r-squared times pi…